"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
08/08/2013 at 07:08 • Filed to: TrafficJams
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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
08/08/2013 at 07:08 • Filed to: TrafficJams | 0
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...ugh. Happy Thursday, I guess. Here's Them Crooked Vultures "Gunman". I think this is a band of used car salesmen, can't be totally sure.
ncasolowork2
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/08/2013 at 08:14 |
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That's OK. Could have been worse. Could have hit a bird at work on national TV.
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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> ncasolowork2
08/08/2013 at 08:18 |
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I love that video. The damn thing just explodes.
Party-vi
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/08/2013 at 08:27 |
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The first time I took the Willys out there was a small group of birds in the road - I honked the horn and they scattered, but to my dismay one of them got lodged between the steering knuckle and disc backing plate :(
Then, to make sure it was dead, I snapped its neck. To make double-sure, I then popped its head off, which made my friend go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWTF!?!!?!" and he ran into the house screaming.
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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Party-vi
08/08/2013 at 08:34 |
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This little loaner was just sitting all by himself in the middle of the road. I was going about 70, at the very last instant he flew up. Right up under my car into the wheel. I didn't stop to double-tap, I just had a feeling that he was pretty fucking dead by the noise and feel of the impact.
My bimmer has tasted blood from me and my dad's knuckles before, I fear that the hunger will only continue to escalate.
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Party-vi
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/08/2013 at 08:51 |
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Fortunately my E46 hasn't had the thirst yet, but my old Cherokee took so much knuckle skin and blood that you'd think it was trying to clone me.
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> Party-vi
08/08/2013 at 09:02 |
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You know those people who have wild animals as pets, and then they eventually turn on their owners and eat them? Yeah, I think cars are the same way. My dad calls my car Christine.
Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/08/2013 at 09:19 |
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Anything with Homme in it is GOLD.
Lime - Light
> Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger
08/08/2013 at 10:04 |
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Josh Homme, Dave Grohl and John Paul Jones. Fucking awesome. Saw them live at ACL a few years ago.